Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why are baseball games at night?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why are goats so funny?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What is the color of the wind?