Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

How does dinner smell?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?