What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do fish use for glasses?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?