How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?