What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
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