Which plant has the best roar?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What's the politest month?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What car can you only see twice a year?