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How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?