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What do you do when two snails fight?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?