What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did the duck cross the road?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What kind of car do eggs drive?