Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did the beaver say to the tree?