My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.