What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's the opposite of irony?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

When do cows get tired?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

How do snowmen get information?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?