How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?