What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
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