What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Which bug is related to you?