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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you call a pile of cats?