What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's the most determined bird?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How do horses navigate at night?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
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