Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What siblings are always sad?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why do cows go to New York?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?