What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why did the person sit on the clock?