What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
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What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
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