Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
