How do animals blend into the desert?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Which plant has the best roar?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why did the turtle cross the road?