What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?