What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

When is Dad's bedtime?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?