Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How do you get straight A's?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do hamsters come from?
Who invented fractions?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which elf is the best singer?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
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