Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
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Where do kittens go to school?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do stars go to college?
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Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
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What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What does Santa order at the bar?
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