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What kind of pants do fish wear?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Where do stars go to college?

What do cats wear to work?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do Scottish toads play?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What does Santa order at the bar?