Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
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