Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
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