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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

How do you get kids to do something?

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Why are ghosts always single?

Which subject has two parts?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?