Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
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