Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a sad latte?
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