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What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why are ghosts always single?

What animal loves Indian food?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What siblings are always sad?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?