Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Which cats love to be petted?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which insect is the smartest?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
How do eggs end a TV show?
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