Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
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What animals make the best students?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
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