What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What vehicle works the hardest?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?