What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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