What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
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