What did the man say when the calf attended church?

When do mice play every day?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?