What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?