What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why did the barber win the race?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?