What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?