Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do you compliment a cat?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the loudest sport?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
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