Why do cows make great bakers?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?