Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's the world's weakest animal?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?