What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!