Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?