Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Which plant has the best roar?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

How does a barber get to work?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?