What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?