What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What siblings are always sad?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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