What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call a vacation at home?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

How do you make a cow float?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?