What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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