What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Where do hands go on vacation?