What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
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Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
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What boat is great at getting a deal?
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Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
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Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
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