What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why was the dog so popular?

What is a cow's dream job?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?