What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why are cars magic?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did autumn say to summer?

If you need help building an ark..

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Where do polar bears store their money?