That bird won't stop squawking.

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?