What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?