What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?