Why did the fish blush?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do fish do at parades?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?