Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
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