What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?