Why are frogs always happy?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?