What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What goes up when the rain comes down?