What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why are books always so angry?

What do elves learn in school?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

How long will dinner be?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Where do tough ducks come from?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?