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What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

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What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

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What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

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