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When do flowers get their workout in?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

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What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

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