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A Clocker Spaniel.
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What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why was the broom late for school?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What sport are eggs the best at?
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