Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What shape has a knighthood?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?