What did the sick chicken say?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?