What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What's the friendliest pen?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

It's Crowded!

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?