What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why are goats so funny?

What birds always travel in twos?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?