Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?