That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

How do bees get to school?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?