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Where do German dogs sleep?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

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What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

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What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

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What do you call octopus twins?