Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What fairy loves to count?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
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