Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the mare gain weight?
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