Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do cows say on NYE?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
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