Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why do two skunks argue?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?