Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
What says: oom oom oom?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
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