Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why was the fish so smart?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?