Why was the dog overweight?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?