Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
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What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
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