Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Bears love exotic cars.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
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