Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
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I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
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How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
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