Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

The museum curator needed a break.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?