What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What does the sun drink out of?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?