Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What math figure is also in the band?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?