What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?