People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
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