People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
The museum curator needed a break.
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Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do stars go to college?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
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