People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
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What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do you get straight A's?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What style of music weighs the most?
What horn never makes a sound?
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