People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
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