People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why was the mime upset?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
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