People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
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