People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How do you talk to a giant?
Where do stars go to college?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the opposite of irony?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
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