What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?