Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What animals make the best students?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's the noisiest food?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?