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Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you find at the end of everything?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What's the politest month?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?