Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why was the pirate late for work?