What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do bees chew?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What boat is great at getting a deal?