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How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

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Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

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Which famous author is also a ruler?

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What's a car's favorite scary movie?

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What is the most attractive fruit?

What is the biggest ant in the world?