Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Where do polar bears store their money?