What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Which is the worst season?