Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do jokesters study in college?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What bird is always sad?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?