Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?