Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Where does laundry go to college?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?