Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
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