What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why can you never find the number nine?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?