People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Which plant has the best roar?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

How does a cow do math?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

How do you grill cheese?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?