The museum curator needed a break.

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Where do horses reside?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?