The museum curator needed a break.

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What animal knows kung fu?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?