Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.