Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

How do frogs get to work?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?