How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?