What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why do all the planets get along?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?