What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do cows say on NYE?

How are mountains able to see?

Why did the mare gain weight?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?