Why are fish such good architects?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the sick chicken say?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?