What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?