Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do baseball players go to Denny'sĀ® after games?
What's a UPSĀ® driver's favorite sport?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
