What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What did the sick chicken say?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?