Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?