Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Bears love exotic cars.

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are fish such good architects?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?