What dish does only a baseball player use?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?