Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

How are mountains able to see?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What color are all the books in the library?