How do you make a bear really angry?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?