How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What is the most adorable season?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What day is your mom always right?

What did the mother rope say to her child?