Why do basketball players like cookies?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?