What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?