Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
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