What animal loves a baseball game?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Where do books sleep?

Why was the dog overweight?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?