What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Where do books sleep?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?