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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

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How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?