Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Where do ants go to eat?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?