Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the dog do so well in school?