Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

How do automobiles fly?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?