Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What was the detective duck trying to do?